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[andimuise]

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[andmuise.livejournal.com]

I've got you right back, handsome.

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

You're my 69th friend, Andi Muise. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure the planets are aligned in some far away galaxy.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

That is the most amazing thing I've heard in a long time. Better than the increased libido from a full moon!

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

I've been waiting to spring that on someone. Thank Christ it was you and not someone like...I don't know. Viggo Mortensen. I'd have a lot of justification and left at the traffic light reasoning to explain away.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad to find you're not disgusted by the result. I didn't even have to come up with a defense!!

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

Talk about fortuitous timing. Jeremy Piven is #70. I was thisclose to telling him he was my #69. How awkward that would've been, huh?

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

My timing is apparently impeccable. I'm getting the feeling I've spared you a lot of grief. Is there some sort of reward for that? Jeremy would have probably wanted to hug you, which isn't the worst thing. I'm far less hairier than he and Viggo, which I hope is a plus.

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

A reward for keeping me from hair overload. I'm sure I can scrounge something up that would be acceptable to you. It's funny you bring that up, actually. I filled out a questionnaire for my porno ID and this is what I got as a result (http://i38.tinypic.com/2vdmmhy.jpg). I do not approve of the film name.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's pretty ironic. Hairy Movie, no. I think maybe as a working title, but before final cut, ahem, that needs to be changed. Though, if you look between the lines? The initials of M.M. makes an mmmm sound.

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

Final cut, listen to you. You are a perverse lady, Andi Muise. I think that is something I can approve of.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Can I blame it on working around half naked, and sometimes fully naked people?

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

I had a girlfriend who modelled. She always said it was never a big deal and no, don't bother to come with her to her shoots because there was nothing to see anyway. Now I know what she was hiding.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

I don't know that it's a big deal. There isn't a lot of time to really observe those around you. Maybe for the casual observor, it would be. Though, I have to say that says a lot about you, trust wise. You believed her enough to stay away, didn't give in to curiousity.

[mcvoyjames.livejournal.com]

She took off with a male model and moved to Slovenia. I guess I can understand. I was a baker when I knew her; she couldn't even have anything I made.