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[tdl.livejournal.com]

Oh, you really don't need to do that. I mean most of the movie I'm half naked which is best left unseen. I'm doing well! I kidnapped Kristen so I'm an outlaw but I like it that way.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

You can't tell a girl you're half naked and then say don't watch. Silly. Nothing wrong with kidnapping to get what you want or need.

[tdl.livejournal.com]

It's embarrassing, Andi! It's like oh there's Jacob. Oh he's half naked. Uncomfortable. I can just tell you what happens instead!! Sometimes you have to kidnap to get what it is that you need. What I needed was Kristen on a boat.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

You're talking to a girl who is half naked often for work, I understand. Nope. I need to see it with my own eyes to fully appreciate the story. How long are you on a boat for? Did you sing the song?

[tdl.livejournal.com]

Are you suuuure? We can bond over the uncomfortableness. Yes, we did sing the song! And then she promptly told me that I am not allowed to sleep with any mermaids.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

I am suuuuuure! Haha I'm glad that you did. I would tell you to do it now if you hadn't. I think that's fair, mermaids are really hot. I wouldn't want Tomo sleeping with a mermaid!

[tdl.livejournal.com]

Siiiigh okay fine but I warned you! But she is really hot. Doesn't that qualify her as being a mermaid?

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Does she have a fin and has she emerged from the water?

[tdl.livejournal.com]

Well, no...

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

I think that's a mermaid requirement.

[tdl.livejournal.com]

You are supposed to be on my side, Andi.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

I'm not off your side, Taylor!

[tdl.livejournal.com]

Better not be!

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Nothing to worry about.

[tdl.livejournal.com]

I was frightened for a second that you were going to april fools being my new friend.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Aww no, never!

[tdl.livejournal.com]

I don't have to cry then.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

You really don't.

[tdl.livejournal.com]

You've made my day.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Awww :) I hope you're not April Fooling me!

[tdl.livejournal.com]

No! Not at all.

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Good!

[tdl.livejournal.com]

So, how is your April going so far?

[andmuise.livejournal.com]

Good. I'm getting my hair and makeup done for my friend Brandon's show here in Toronto. How's the boat?

[tdl.livejournal.com]

Do you like having people fuss over you and do your hair and makeup? The boat is wonderful. We fell asleep under the stars last night. It was so beautiful.